Hindi songs and their MEDICAL INTERPRETATIONS

Jiya Jale jaan jale,

Raat bhar dhuan chale

-FEVER

Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi

-HEART ATTACK

Suhani raat dhal chuki ...naa jaane tum kab aoge

-CONSTIPATION

Bidi jalayle jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag he

-ACIDITY

Tujhme rab dikhta hai ..yaara main kya karoo

-CATARACT

Tuje yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna

-ALZHEIMER'S

Mann dole mera tann dole

-VERTIGO

Tip tip barsa paani,

paani ne aag lagayee

-URINARY INFECTION

Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha he..

-HYPERTENSION

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen par nahi padte mere..

-CORN ON FEET

Haay re

haay Neend nahin aaye..

-INSOMNIA

Batana bi nahi aata, Chupana bi nahi aata..

-PILES

And Above All

Lagi Aaj Saawan ki phir woh Zadi he..

-LOOSE MOTION